check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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