Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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