you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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