A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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