Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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