Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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