dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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