I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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