Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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