dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
there was a trapeze. enough said
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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