is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We left an ass print on the piano.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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