what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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