Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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