...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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