Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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