i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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