I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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