I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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