So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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