I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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