Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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