That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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