Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
