Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
