He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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