But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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