Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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