So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
