So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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