I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dignity is for republicans.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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