we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
