Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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