And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
