I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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