shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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