so explain again why im purple
no
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
