its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
