Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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