we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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