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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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