Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
