why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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