Dual....:-)
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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