so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm drive I can fine osifer
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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