So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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