You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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