ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
from now on my penis is your penis
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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