Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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