Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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