Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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