Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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